Eurovision 2017 semi final 1

THE YEAR OF THE (MOSTLY) MODEST HIGH-NECKED LONG DRESSES
or
THE YEAR OF THE POINTY SHOES
or
THE YEAR OF PLAITS

But mainly the year of: Why? Why? Why the bright blue skirt? Why the horse’s head? Why the wedding dresses? Why is Eurovision eating itself?

My vote:

Gosh, it was hard to come up with anything.

  1. BELGIUM. BLANCHE. ALL ALONE IN THE DANGER ZONE.
    She is awkward but compelling.
  2. GEORGIA. TAKO GACHECHILADZE. KEEP THE FAITH.
    Well, it’s a song.All the rest were rubbish.

    A semi-final so lacking in dance music, rhythm and originality that it was hard to watch. Painfully banal lyrics: ‘so freaking beautiful’, ‘give me your body, let’s write a story’, ‘like a flashlight burning in your eyes’. What the -? And my personal favourite: ‘You make me feel like paper’.

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